All In

No-limit Texas hold 'em against two to five objects from the workshop. Everyone sits down with 200 buttons from the jar. The blinds go up every 10 hands, so a sit always ends: when you run out of buttons, or when you have all of them. Whatever you finish with goes back in your jar.

• You get two cards; five more come face up in the middle (the flop, the turn, the river). Your best five of the seven make your hand.
• Each round of betting, fold, check or call, or raise: drag the slider, use − and +, or pick ½ pot, pot or all in.
• Someone all in for less can only win what they matched from each player; the rest goes into a side pot.
• The bots play by their own cards and the table, nothing else. The stapler is tight, the tape dispenser sticks around, the binder clip waits, the desk lamp bluffs and the hole punch bets big.
• Keys: F fold, C check or call, R raise (then ← → or ↑ ↓ to size it, Shift for bigger steps, Enter to confirm, Esc to back out), Enter deals the next hand, H hint, N new sit, M sound.
• Touch: tap your cards for a hint; drag them into the middle to fold.
• Play buttons only. Nothing here is bought, sold or worth anything.